The New Year is a time for family, fun, celebrations and RESOLUTIONS!
Below we list 10 funny New Year's Resolution tweets.
Startup idea: a gym named Resolution that runs for the 1st month of the year, collects subscription fee, then converts to a bar named Regret— Siddharth Singh (@siddharth3) December 27, 2016
My New Years resolution is to try and put less than 4 chapsticks through the washer & dryer next year.— Shawn Booth (@Shawn_Booth) December 27, 2016
Actual New Years resolution: Dont spend so much time sitting on the toilet playing on my phone once i'm done. No legs falling asleep in 2017— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) January 3, 2017
My New Years resolution is not to say, "ok 2018 will be my year" at the end of this year.— 9GAG (@9GAG) January 1, 2017
Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word "stop."— Pete Holmes (@peteholmes) January 1, 2014
New Year New Me— Soy Miguel (@mikeyhebert28) January 1, 2017
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For those of you who have already failed your New Years resolution like I have there is always the Chinese New Year to try again— Thomas Pankonin (@ThomasPankonin) January 3, 2017
My New Years resolution is to love myself like Kanye loves himself and believe in myself like Kanye believes in himself.— Sassy Drunk (@Sassy_Drunk) January 2, 2014
What are your New Year's resolutions?